"You told me what the first rule of wisdom is," I said. "What is the second rule?"
"That can be answered," he said. "There are five in all.
Always ask any questions that are to be answered and never answer any.
Turn everything you hear to your own advantage.
Always carry a repair outfit.
Take left turns as much as possible.
Never apply your front break first...
if you follow them," said the Sergeant, "you will save your soul and you will never get a fall on a slippy road."
"Your talk," I said, "is surely the handiwork of wisdom because not one word of it do I understand."
(Flann O'Brien, The Third Policeman)
Padraig worked at Monash once, but no longer. See sites.google.com/site/pocathain.